| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Toooooooooooooooooooooo | Blitzer | 4 | 6 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
13 | Twiggles | Thrower | 8 | 12 | Pass, Accurate | n |
10 | Gronak the nimble | Lineman | 11 | 16 | Block, +MA | -ma, m, n |
6 | Noo blud | Blitzer | 15 | 51 | Block, Guard, Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
1 | Resurrection | Witch Elf | 20 | 63 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Dauntless, Side Step, Sure Feet | -st |
5 | Coooo! | Witch Elf | 4 | 18 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step | n |
15 | Tinky | Thrower | 16 | 31 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | m, n |
4 | New Super Dood | Blitzer | 33 | 90 | Block, Dodge, +AG, Tackle, Side Step, Leap | d |
2 | ReWenge! | Witch Elf | 47 | 105 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Strip Ball, Tackle, Leap | m, -ag |
1 | Noobium | Blitzer | 22 | 51 | Block, +MA, Dodge, +AG, Side Step | n |
5 | Krypton(sh)ite | Blitzer | 5 | 2 | Block | d |
13 | Twonk | Thrower | 41 | 83 | Pass, Dump Off, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Block, Kick | n |
11 | Nimby the Sixth Applicant | Witch Elf | 23 | 48 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, +MA, +ST | d |
5 | Crapium - the most crap of metals | Blitzer | 4 | 6 | Block, Tackle | n |
14 | Plutonium (what?) Dude, you need to buy a chemistry book... | Blitzer | 36 | 59 | Block, Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Shadowing | n |
11 | Leo | Lineman | 3 | 1 | | n |
5 | Vitchie the Forth | Witch Elf | 9 | 32 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, +ST | d |
4 | Titanium | Blitzer | 18 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Dodge | n |
2 | V for Verucca! | Witch Elf | 26 | 69 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, +AG, Side Step, Block, Leap | |
8 | Adamantium | Blitzer | 66 | 65 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Shadowing, Guard | -ma, -ma, d |
6 | Far and Near | Thrower | 29 | 59 | Pass, +AG, +AG, Pass Block, Safe Throw | |
5 | Elvis, the second | Lineman | 11 | 17 | +AG, Dodge | n |
3 | Bettina the 2nd | Lineman | 44 | 51 | +AG, Pass Block, Catch, Dodge | n |
2 | Crookshanks, who was once the team janitor | Witch Elf | 10 | 33 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Leap | n |
13 | Chromium | Blitzer | 28 | 51 | Block, Tackle, Pass Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Vortol the Numb | Thrower | 7 | 24 | Pass, +AG, Accurate | m, n |
11 | Craptacular Dark, Wirch of the Northwest | Witch Elf | 23 | 69 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, Side Step, Pass Block, Leap | d |
10 | James | Lineman | 70 | 71 | Block, Kick, Leader, Guard | d |
9 | Igor..... drool | Lineman | 55 | 54 | Guard, Block, Dodge, Tackle | n |
8 | Harold | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
7 | Graham | Lineman | 55 | 51 | Block, Dodge, Shadowing, Tackle | n |
6 | Francis | Lineman | 8 | 16 | Guard | d |
5 | Edward | Lineman | 10 | 8 | Block | d |
4 | Derek | Lineman | 18 | 21 | Dodge, Block | d |
3 | Colin | Lineman | 8 | 7 | Block | d |
2 | Brian | Lineman | 7 | 13 | +MA | d |
1 | Arthur | Lineman | 41 | 31 | Guard, Block, Shadowing | n, m, n |