| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Ivana Humpalot II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Ivana Humpalot | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Number Two II | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
12 | Basil Exposition | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Frau Farbissina | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
3 | Foxxy Cleopatra II | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
11 | Fook Yu | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
10 | Fook Mi | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, n, m, n |
8 | Robin Spitz Swallows | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Foul Appearance | d |
7 | Number Two | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Vanessa Kensington | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ma, n |
3 | Foxxy Cleopatra | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Dr. Evil | Chaos Spawn | 14 | 32 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block | m, n |
1 | Mini Me | Chaos Spawn | 12 | 35 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block | n, n |