Past Players of Demoler's Cursed Elves
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Nuffle Hate Me | Catcher | 11 | 38 | Catch, Nerves of Steel, +MA, +MA, +ST | d |
3 | Andwe Dieyoung | Blitzer | 14 | 38 | Block, Side Step, Dodge, +MA, Tackle | n |
2 | Pinky Weakerthan | Thrower | 15 | 9 | Pass, Sure Hands | -av, m, n |
9 | Cursed One | Lineman | 20 | 3 | | d |
10 | Tulip Pickerion | Lineman | 17 | 33 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | n, n |
11 | Acorn Caressness | Lineman | 11 | 3 | | -ma, n, d |
13 | Walnuts Massages | Lineman | 12 | 13 | Block | d |
14 | Leaf Blower | Lineman | 12 | 13 | +MA | -st, d |
16 | Mar Zerbert | Lineman | 15 | 10 | Block | n, n |
3 | Buttox Moonbeam | Blitzer | 4 | 6 | Block, Side Step, Dodge | d |
1 | El Hippie | Thrower | 17 | 28 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw | d |