| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Catty | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | Nutty | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Floral II | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Floral | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Resinous | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
11 | Fruity | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Yeasty | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
8 | Warming | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Hoppy | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -av |
3 | Bloody Greg | Carver | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
2 | Violent Mike | Chaos Spawn | 7 | 17 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, +ST, Block | n |
1 | Violent Mark | Chaos Spawn | 9 | 24 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle | n |