Past Players of Twelve Angry Little Men
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Cowbell | Chaos Spawn | 4 | 4 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal | -av, d |
10 | Moo! | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 17 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, +MA | d |
8 | Chunky Bitsoman | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | casper manentcas | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Bloodclots Fast | Carver | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |