Past Players of Cheaters DO Prosper
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Sphincter Shrinkage | Goblin | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
12 | Acorn Nutts | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
3 | Nutt Rings | Fanatic | 6 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | My Cousin Vinnie | Kicker | 4 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Big Little Man | Goblin | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Short Fuse | Bomber | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
10 | Irun From Ogres | Goblin | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
9 | Dodging Fool | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Small But Weak | Goblin | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
5 | One Legged Skip | Goblin | 10 | 28 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Tackle, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Yes I'm Married | Fanatic | 5 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |