| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Squishy | Snotling Mob | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
2 | Yeeeeeeeee Ha! | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Heed Da Ba II | Troll | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |
2 | Dead Ahead | Snotling Goon | 1 | 5 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m |
2 | Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go! | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Bash Fodder | Snotling Goon | 10 | 19 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sprint, Sure Feet | n |
4 | Dead Meat | Snotling Goon | 2 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
5 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | |
11 | Hopeless | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Bruised N Battered | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Ouch | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | Ran Awayyyyyyy | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Bashed N Brocken | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | Splat | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Cannon Fodda | Snotling Mob | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Soopa Snot | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
2 | Heed Da Ba | Troll | 7 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Pro | d |
1 | Gona Eat Ya | Troll | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |