| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Body Burner 4.0 | Adept | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Chocolate Fondue Fountain 5.0 | Adept | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
16 | Chocolate Fondue Fountain 4.0 | Adept | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
11 | Kaboom Bowl Blaster 3.0 | Adept | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
13 | LENTEK Waterless Pet Massage 3.0 | Adept | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Kaboom Bowl Blaster 2.0 | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Spin Spa 2.0 | Adept | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
15 | Grease Bullet | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
6 | Body Burner 3.0 | Adept | 7 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA, Diving Tackle | m, n |
13 | Dryer Balls 3.0 | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
16 | Chocolate Fondue Fountain 3.0 | Adept | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -av |
6 | Body Burner 2.0 | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -av |
6 | Body Burner 2.0 | Adept | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | |
13 | LENTEK Waterless Pet Massage 3.0 | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
7 | Liquid Leather 4.0 | Adept | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA | d |
9 | Dryer Balls 2.0 | Adept | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -av |
7 | Liquid Leather 3.0 | Adept | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
13 | LENTEK Waterless Pet Massage 2.0 | Adept | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m |
16 | Chocolate Fondue Fountain 2.0 | Adept | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
10 | BeDazzler Deluxe 2.0 | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
6 | Body Burner | Adept | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Chia Pet | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
13 | LENTEK Waterless Pet Massage | Adept | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Kaboom Bowl Blaster | Adept | 14 | 34 | Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Catch, Side Step | m, n |
16 | Chocolate Fondue Fountain | Stalker | 8 | 5 | Shadowing, Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Dryer Balls | Adept | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
15 | Hairagami | Adept | 16 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
14 | Chillow | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
6 | Shed Ender 2.0 | Adept | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -av |
9 | Liquid Leather 2.0 | Adept | 14 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Callus Remover | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
13 | AlkaSlim | Adept | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
12 | Spin Spa | Adept | 21 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, -st |
11 | Dr. Frank's Joint And Muscle Pain Relief Oral Spray | Adept | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Kick | m, n |
10 | BeDazzler Deluxe | Adept | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
9 | Liquid Leather | Adept | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
8 | Urine Gone | Adept | 27 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Sauna Belt | Adept | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -st |
6 | Shed Ender | Adept | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Produce Knife | Night Runner | 27 | 32 | Dodge, Stab, Stunty, Guard, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Professional Stainless Steel | Night Runner | 28 | 52 | Dodge, Stab, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet, +ST | m, n |
1 | Rotary Grater | Assassin | 7 | 39 | Pro, Dodge, Claw, Stab, Block, +MA, +MA | m, -st |