| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Ketamine Morning | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
8 | Brazilian Style Steaks | Beastman | 5 | 7 | Horns, Dirty Player | -ma |
8 | Morg 'N' Thorg | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Block, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Star | |
7 | Melts in your Poonum | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | d |
5 | Bubbles | Beastman | 9 | 19 | Horns, Claw, Block | d |
9 | He once held and opponent's wife's hand, in a jar of acid, at a party.... | Beastman | 9 | 16 | Horns, +MA, Block | n |
8 | Lord Fisheterian! | Beastman | 13 | 12 | Horns, Dirty Player | m, n |
11 | Coq au Vin | Beastman | 13 | 18 | Horns, Block, Guard | m, n |
6 | Washington, 12 Stories Tall, Made of Radiation | Beastman | 11 | 20 | Horns, +AG, Block | m, n |
9 | Anchovies | Beastman | 13 | 0 | Horns | |
7 | Delicious Brisket | Beastman | 20 | 41 | Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | |
5 | Steak Tartar | Beastman | 20 | 18 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
4 | Spaghetti Puttanesca | Chaos Warrior | 17 | 16 | Block, Guard | n |
1 | Tasty Seafood Bouillabaise | Chaos Warrior | 33 | 33 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
4 | Spaghetti Vongole | Chaos Warrior | 4 | 13 | Block | m, n |
10 | Salmon, Stuffed with Scallops | Beastman | 11 | 10 | Horns, +ST | n, -ag, d |
6 | Weiner of Doom | Beastman | 14 | 30 | Horns, +ST, Claw | d |
16 | Beefy the Troll | Troll | 21 | 26 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle | |
10 | Turkey Pot Pies | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
9 | Meaty Meaty Meat Meat | Beastman | 11 | 13 | Horns, +ST | d |
6 | Tasty Bone Marrow | Beastman | 3 | 12 | Horns, Block | d |
3 | Delicious Pasta Salad | Chaos Warrior | 19 | 12 | Block | m, n |
2 | Elvis Platter | Chaos Warrior | 15 | 23 | Tentacles, Block | m, n |
1 | Baron Von Sausage | Chaos Warrior | 14 | 20 | Tentacles, Block | d |
1 | Lord Meat | Chaos Warrior | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Frozen Side Of Beef | Ogre | 10 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle, Piling On | -ma |
5 | Tuna Salad | Beastman | 27 | 33 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle | d |
1 | Bourbon Ribs | Chaos Warrior | 5 | 11 | Block | d |
13 | Sticky Buns | Beastman | 52 | 40 | Horns, Block, Guard, +MA | |
11 | Bacon Sammies | Beastman | 32 | 47 | Horns, Kick, Block, Guard | |
7 | Rump Roast Jr. | Beastman | 35 | 33 | Horns, Dirty Player, +AG, Block | d |
10 | Green Eggs and Ham | Troll | 11 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
4 | Spaghetti Marinara | Chaos Warrior | 32 | 27 | Block, Guard | n |
9 | Frog | Beastman | 25 | 36 | Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
8 | Lillipad | Beastman | 50 | 43 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle | |
8 | Pork | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
3 | Captain Lobster | Chaos Warrior | 28 | 16 | Block, Tentacles | d |
3 | The Mighty Steak Lord | Chaos Warrior | 1 | 0 | | d |
6 | The Return of Sweet, Sweet Bacon | Beastman | 27 | 51 | Horns, Claw, Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Tackle | n, m, n |
4 | Prinz Carpacio | Chaos Warrior | 10 | 19 | Block, Guard | d |
5 | Dead_Rabbit Sausage | Beastman | 33 | 53 | Horns, Block, Guard, Kick, Mighty Blow | m, n |
12 | Prociutto | Beastman | 48 | 52 | Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On | -ma, n |
4 | Bacon, Slayer of Men | Chaos Warrior | 8 | 13 | Block | d |
11 | Delicious Pad Thai | Beastman | 25 | 58 | Horns, +ST, Block, Mighty Blow, +AG | n |
6 | Chicken and Brie on a Baguette | Beastman | 15 | 33 | Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, -st |
2 | Senor Brisket | Chaos Warrior | 51 | 42 | Block, Tentacles, Stand Firm | d |
6 | The Great Beefy One | Beastman | 2 | 2 | Horns | m, n |
11 | Head Cheese | Beastman | 4 | 6 | Horns, Kick | m, n |
5 | Liverwurst | Beastman | 10 | 23 | Horns, Block, Kick | n |
8 | Spaghetti Bolonaise | Beastman | 24 | 34 | Horns, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
2 | Corned Beef | Chaos Warrior | 3 | 8 | Block | d |
5 | Liverwurst | Beastman | 4 | 7 | Horns, Claw | m, n |
5 | Tripe | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
6 | Delicious Pot Pies | Beastman | 13 | 17 | Horns, Kick, Block | -ma, d |
5 | Happy Birthday, Chuck! | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
2 | The Murderous Pork Chop | Chaos Warrior | 7 | 6 | Block | n |
11 | Many Pairs of Pants | Beastman | 15 | 35 | Horns, Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Mighty Blow | -av, d |
9 | Deep Fried Turkey | Beastman | 40 | 37 | Horns, Block, Guard, Kick | d |
5 | Ground Chuck the Third | Beastman | 6 | 14 | Horns, Block | m, n |
9 | Veal Parmigiana | Beastman | 2 | 3 | Horns | m, n |
1 | 68oz Porterhouse Steak | Chaos Warrior | 62 | 53 | Tentacles, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
13 | Senor Frozen Side of Beef | Ogre | 59 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | m, n |
3 | Moo | Chaos Warrior | 55 | 66 | Block, +ST, Mighty Blow, Tackle | |
2 | Par'Gorr Pan Drippings | Chaos Warrior | 19 | 27 | Block, Guard | n |
8 | 'Lil Baaacooonnn | Beastman | 27 | 36 | Horns, Kick, Block, Guard | d |
1 | Morgo the Medium Rare | Chaos Warrior | 13 | 7 | Block | m, n |
4 | Zzarg Flame Grilled | Chaos Warrior | 42 | 51 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n, n |
15 | Roast Beef with Au Jus | Beastman | 8 | 0 | Horns | |
14 | Steak and Kidney Pie | Beastman | 42 | 74 | Horns, Block, Claw, Tackle, Razor Sharp Claws | n, d |
13 | Octopodi | Beastman | 10 | 6 | Horns, Block | |
12 | Lard Boy | Beastman | 21 | 19 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
11 | Chitlins | Beastman | 16 | 11 | Horns, Block | m, -st |
10 | Blood Sausage | Beastman | 74 | 93 | Horns, Block, +AG, Pass, Sure Hands, Tackle | d |
9 | Suckling Pig | Beastman | 21 | 24 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
8 | Chicken Souvlaki | Beastman | 4 | 8 | Horns, Claw | m, n |
7 | Rump Roast | Beastman | 79 | 65 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | |
6 | Pork Ribs | Beastman | 29 | 16 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
5 | Ground Chuck Jr | Beastman | 21 | 31 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle | n |