| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Next... and Next... | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Schwirrr | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Bounce | Pogo Stick | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
14 | Take Cover Boys | Bomber | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, n |
11 | Shiver | Goblin | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | arrrrg | Goblin | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | d |
7 | Krunch | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Kurt | Pogo Stick | 8 | 25 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Side Step | n, m |
4 | Swing Uhhhaaa | Fanatic | 6 | 9 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Ironfeet | Kicker | 8 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Chop Chop | Looney | 11 | 12 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | m, n |
1 | Mad Max Bomberking | Bomber | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |