| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Kordite | Beastman | 19 | 27 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | d |
16 | Paget Gorman | Beastman | 11 | 0 | Horns | d |
10 | Dubyah | Beastman | 13 | 5 | Horns | m, n |
13 | Ilker Yilmaz | Beastman | 16 | 21 | Horns, Block, Strip Ball | d |
14 | Elvis Impersonator #1 | Beastman | 30 | 77 | Horns, Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Pass Block, Pro | -av, m, n |
1 | The Bulk | Troll | 34 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Piling On | -ag, m, n |
5 | Nelly | Chaos Warrior | 35 | 42 | +ST, Block, Guard | n |
16 | Victoria J. Veluz | Beastman | 14 | 16 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | d |
10 | Calcium Kid | Beastman | 12 | 18 | Horns, Block | d |
12 | Bishop | Beastman | 19 | 5 | Horns | d |
11 | Alfred E. Neuman II | Beastman | 12 | 6 | Horns, Claw | m, -st |
9 | Malcolm McDowell II | Beastman | 43 | 34 | Horns, Block, Guard, +MA | m, n |
2 | Batman | Chaos Warrior | 7 | 7 | Claw | d |
15 | Ben Affleck | Beastman | 54 | 81 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Kick, Pro | d |
4 | Steve Austin | Chaos Warrior | 30 | 55 | +AG, Block, Guard, Tackle | -ag |
14 | Austin Powers | Beastman | 2 | 5 | Horns | m, n |
3 | Cookie Monster | Chaos Warrior | 21 | 18 | Block, Guard | n |
12 | Steven Tyler | Beastman | 6 | 5 | Horns | d |
13 | Conan O'Brien | Beastman | 11 | 0 | Horns | n |
1 | The Hulk | Troll | 20 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | n |
11 | Alfred E. Neuman | Beastman | 6 | 15 | Horns, Block | d |
10 | Jackie Chan | Beastman | 13 | 16 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | n, m |
9 | Malcolm McDowell | Beastman | 4 | 2 | Horns | -ma |
8 | Roger Wilco | Beastman | 25 | 33 | Horns, Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
7 | Spike Lee | Beastman | 43 | 76 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Pro | n |
6 | Yoda | Beastman | 17 | 9 | Horns, Block | n, m |