Past Players of Thor's Navel Lint
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Meatplow | Lineman | 7 | 5 | Block | d |
2 | Robert "The Decay" Simpson | Blitzer | 10 | 5 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
12 | Extra Guy | Lineman | 14 | 12 | Block, Pro | d |
11 | Steve | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | d |
10 | Angus | Minotaur | 15 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard | d |
9 | Lemmie | Lineman | 23 | 16 | Block, +MA, Tackle | -st |
7 | Loki | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | m, -av |
6 | Odin | Lineman | 12 | 15 | Block, +MA | n, -ag, m, n |
5 | Heinrick | Blitzer | 10 | 26 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
3 | Sven | Blitzer | 8 | 7 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Saque | Catcher | 7 | 13 | Block, Catch, Sure Hands | d |