| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Da Red Wagon wid Da Red Cross | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Kulle Kullsen | Snotling Goon | 2 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
3 | Rotzfrech | Snotling Goon | 3 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | d |
3 | Lars Libero | Snotling Goon | 2 | 2 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |
15 | Snot Snotling | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
14 | Uwe Ochsenknecht | Snotling Mob | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Jasper Japser | Snotling Mob | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
11 | Kai Klauer | Snotling Mob | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Ole Schneider | Snotling Mob | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Tim Troll | Troll | 6 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Tackle | d |
6 | Tom Thomsen | Snotling Goon | 9 | 4 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | -st, d |
5 | Heinz Strunk | Snotling Goon | 8 | 5 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
3 | Hans Hansen | Snotling Goon | 3 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | n, m, -ma |
2 | Das Ding | Pump Wagon | 11 | 12 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | d |