| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | fatty | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | smily2 | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | kurt | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | d |
10 | smily | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
14 | big belly | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | mean harry | Carver | 6 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | not so smily | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | smily | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | sleepy | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
6 | fatty | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
4 | smelly | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, +ST | d |
3 | woodcutter | Carver | 11 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -ma, d |
2 | bullboy | Chaos Spawn | 9 | 32 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Pro | m, n |
1 | horny | Chaos Spawn | 14 | 60 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Tackle, Pro, Multiple Block | d |