| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Beer Gut | Goblin | 19 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | n |
5 | Ass Wipe | Goblin | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |
5 | Hangover | Goblin | 12 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Toe Jam | Goblin | 16 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
3 | Doofus | Ogre | 31 | 25 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Block | d |
4 | Camel Toe | Goblin | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
11 | Ear Wax | Goblin | 20 | 36 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +MA, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Hangover | Goblin | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Zit Popper | Goblin | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST | n, m, n |
4 | Warthog | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Lard Butt | Ogre | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | d |
1 | Speed Bump | Ogre | 15 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Break Tackle, Block | d |