| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Kriss Cross | Thrower | 5 | 8 | Pass, Safe Throw | m, n |
3 | The Abyss Abess | Witch Elf | 5 | 13 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard | m, n |
10 | Monsignor Peppe | Thrower | 3 | 5 | Pass | d |
8 | Twisted Sister | Witch Elf | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
10 | Eric the Cleric | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
6 | Hector the Rector | Lineman | 18 | 16 | Block, +AG | -av, m, -ma |
1 | Martyr Marty | Blitzer | 5 | 0 | Block | d |
9 | Good Shepard Sherman | Lineman | 20 | 13 | Guard | m, -st |
8 | Hail Mary Passer | Thrower | 6 | 4 | Pass | d |
7 | Monky Tonk Man | Lineman | 26 | 38 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | m, n |
6 | George Holiness | Lineman | 5 | 5 | | d |
4 | Exorsist Valdez | Blitzer | 17 | 28 | Block, Pass Block, Jump Up | d |
14 | High Priest Bob | Lineman | 10 | 1 | | d |
3 | Friar Fred | Thrower | 26 | 53 | Pass, Safe Throw, Strong Arm, Accurate, Nerves of Steel | n, d |
1 | Inquisitor Espinosa | Blitzer | 12 | 36 | Block, Jump Up, Dodge, Leap | d |
6 | Parson Johnson | Lineman | 6 | 15 | Block | m, n |
11 | Abbot Costello | Lineman | 16 | 26 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
6 | Clergyman Cliff | Lineman | 4 | 6 | +ST | d |
6 | Archbishop Beelzebub | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
1 | Reverand Reggie | Blitzer | 8 | 6 | Block, Tackle | d |
3 | Ostiarius Ossian | Thrower | 15 | 25 | Pass, Accurate, Nerves of Steel | -ma, m, n |
10 | Alter Boy Luke | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Block | m, n |
6 | Padre Pedro | Lineman | 10 | 16 | Block, Tackle | d |
9 | Prelate Percy | Blitzer | 21 | 27 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | n, m, -ma |
4 | Preacher Tom | Lineman | 26 | 30 | Block, Guard | d |
13 | Nun Violence | Witch Elf | 41 | 114 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, +ST, Block, Side Step, Tackle, +MA | n, n, m, -ma |
12 | Dominus Dominic | Blitzer | 47 | 112 | Block, Dodge, Pass Block, Leap, Nerves of Steel, +MA | d |
7 | Acolyte Butterfingers | Thrower | 27 | 28 | Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw | -ma, m, -ma |
1 | The Dope Pope | Blitzer | 19 | 52 | Block, Strip Ball, Dodge, +MA, Shadowing | n |
11 | Lector Hector | Lineman | 16 | 22 | Block, Dodge | n, m |
1 | Preacher Tom | Lineman | 1 | 3 | | d |
3 | Bishop Beuford | Lineman | 20 | 21 | +AG, Pass Block | m, n |
10 | Priest Hubert | Lineman | 7 | 16 | +AG, Block | n |
9 | Almoner Allan | Lineman | 7 | 12 | Block | -ma, d |
8 | Pastor Pat | Lineman | 33 | 28 | Block, Dodge | d |
7 | Father Ted | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
6 | Elder Efraim | Lineman | 14 | 17 | Block, Pass Block | n |
5 | Deacon Dustin | Lineman | 12 | 10 | +AG | m, -st |
4 | Chaplain Chaplin | Lineman | 9 | 2 | | m, n |
2 | Vicar Nancy | Witch Elf | 55 | 187 | Dodge, Jump Up, Frenzy, Block, +MA, Side Step, Shadowing, +MA, Leap, Guard | n, m, n |