| | Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
| 10 | It Gets Really Hard To Remember Kids You Were In Primary School With | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
| 16 | The Thug Who My Mum Inexplicably Thought Was An Angel | Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 15 | The Greasy Kid Who Liked Monaros and Whose Parents Owned The Fish And Chip Shop | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
| 11 | The Kid Who Was Destined To Be A Stoner From Age 8 | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 10 | The Nasty Kid Whose Parents Were Both In The Army | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 9 | The Sporty Smart Kid Who Didn't Realise How Much All The Girls Liked Him | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 8 | That Kid Who Thought ADHD Was A Good Thing | Halfling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
| 7 | The Skinny Violent Kid Who Was Good At Maths | Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 6 | The Big Kid Who Wasn't Really Fat But We Still Called Him Fat | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, d |
| 5 | The Vaguely Asian Girl Who Developed Early | Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
| 4 | The Massive Guy A Year Younger Than Me | Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
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