| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Careless Free | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
3 | Miss Anthropic | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
1 | Lifee Meaningles | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
2 | Kinky Kamikaze Jr. | Goblin | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
2 | Merry Mercykill Jr. | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Sorry Suicide | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | The Unlucky Bullet | Goblin | 14 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap, +AG | d |
11 | Don Deadmead | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Tight Hanging | Goblin | 16 | 33 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sure Feet, +MA | d |
8 | Kill Mealredi | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Merry Mercykill | Goblin | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Dirty Harakiri | Goblin | 21 | 22 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sure Feet | d |
5 | Wristsplit-Harry | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
3 | Deathwish-Danny | Goblin | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Kinky Kamikaze | Goblin | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
1 | Sober Suicide Jr. | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |