Past Players of We are too sexy for our shirts
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Areten Azmir | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
16 | Gytenin Ulzin | Lineman | 19 | 7 | Wrestle | d |
7 | Poldazin Wuretnanin | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
2 | Kelzinor Tyrezin | Thrower | 19 | 41 | Pass, Safe Throw, Dump-Off, Safe Throw, Block | -ma, m |
15 | Reznin Lotwin | Lineman | 9 | 1 | | d |
7 | Reldin Yuztir | Dragon Warrior | 11 | 11 | Block, Dodge | d |
7 | Arizni Lestuni | Dragon Warrior | 5 | 11 | Block, Dodge | n, m, n |
3 | Yerzin Helriz | Lineman | 21 | 53 | Block, Tackle, Dodge, Side Step | n, m |
2 | Nezi Hurtibil | Phoenix Warrior | 18 | 36 | Pass, Safe Throw, +MA, Dump-Off | d |
1 | Herzil Orztizin | Lion Warrior | 29 | 53 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Tackle, Side Step | n |
13 | Cela Brimbor | Dragon Warrior | 23 | 35 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball, Dodge | n, d |
10 | Didi Zamocha | Phoenix Warrior | 23 | 51 | Pass, Safe Throw, Accurate, Dump-Off | d |
12 | Triz Lopwan | Dragon Warrior | 12 | 42 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, +MA | -av, m, n |
11 | Zez Hurnin | Lineman | 35 | 64 | Block, Tackle, Dodge, Pass Block | n |
10 | Presti Galandor | Lineman | 3 | 2 | | m, n |
7 | Arti Neglandor | Lineman | 12 | 6 | Block | d |
6 | Elpsi Grinib | Lineman | 36 | 23 | Block, Dodge | n |
5 | Bedi Zulwa | Lineman | 41 | 66 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n, m |
3 | Serti Nignin | Lineman | 10 | 12 | Block | -st |
2 | Hedwi Pultinir | Lineman | 12 | 17 | Block, Dirty Player | m, n |
1 | Zindra Waldnir | Lineman | 11 | 6 | Block | n |