| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Bring It | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Dickey Knee | Fanatic | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Soon To Be Nurgling | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Sneaky Git | Kicker | 11 | 4 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Smithy | Kicker | 2 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Hard 'At | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | SAFOC Champion | Fanatic | 10 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Big Red | Goblin | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Strip Ball | d |
16 | Gatorade Is Better | Fanatic | 7 | 11 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Leap | d |
13 | Toothpick | Goblin | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ma, d |
12 | Squished | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Killer | Goblin | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, d |
9 | Big Head | Goblin | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Get Off Me Toe | Goblin | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n, -av |
7 | Pretty Boy | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Buy Me A Weapon | Goblin | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Start, Damn You | Looney | 12 | 10 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block | -ma, d |
1 | Look Out | Fanatic | 2 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |