Past Players of Ponderous Kneehoppers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Blob | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Despicabowel | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
16 | Meatloaf | Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Phil Pfister | Halfling | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | m, n |
15 | Tomas Brolin | Halfling | 15 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Marlon Brando, Jr. | Halfling | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -av, d |
9 | Shirley Crabtree, Jr. | Halfling | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, d |
7 | Thomas W. Waller | Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Bombur | Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Christopher G. L. Wallace | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Robert Coltrane | Halfling | 9 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, d |
3 | Fred J. Dukes | Halfling | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |