Past Players of Metaphysisches Kabinett
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Vincent Grottyrock | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Sylvester Calzone | Chosen Blocker | 2 | 0 | | d |
18 | Tristan Vilewing | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
12 | Mortal Wombat | Beastman Runner | 5 | 0 | Horns | -av, d |
4 | Jean-Claude van Ramme II | Chosen Blocker | 11 | 32 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, m, d |
15 | Vollpfosten | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
4 | JeanClaude v. Ramme | Chosen Blocker | 10 | 20 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
14 | 8,0 ID | Beastman | 6 | 2 | Horns | m, n |
14 | Goat who stares at men | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
13 | Mochlion | Beastman Runner | 24 | 23 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block | -av, d |
4 | Hypomochlion | Chaos Warrior | 15 | 6 | Block | d |
2 | Manuel Muerte | Chosen Blocker | 33 | 34 | Block, +AG, Mighty Blow | n, d |
12 | Mr Fungus | Beastman Runner | 28 | 9 | Horns, Block | -ag, d |
11 | Anencephalus | Beastman | 9 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
10 | Hydrocephalus | Beastman Runner | 35 | 26 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
8 | Oxycephalus | Beastman Runner | 38 | 55 | Horns, Block, +AG, Two Heads, Big Hand | m, m, r |
7 | Plagiocephalus | Beastman Runner | 34 | 26 | Horns, Block, Tackle | m, -st |
6 | Brachycephalus | Beastman Runner | 40 | 65 | Horns, Dodge, +ST, Block, Mighty Blow | r |
5 | Skaphocephalus | Beastman | 5 | 0 | Horns | d |