| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Mao-poo! | Troll | 7 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
14 | Bigle | Hobgoblin | 16 | 1 | | d |
10 | Dong Long | Hobgoblin | 9 | 3 | | d |
9 | Sha Bee | Hobgoblin | 12 | 5 | | m |
4 | Poh-Tee | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 15 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
9 | Bop-Dee | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Bai-joke | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
13 | Poo-Bee | Hobgoblin | 33 | 32 | +ST, Frenzy, Block | n |
11 | Bee-Poo | Hobgoblin | 24 | 22 | Sure Hands, +MA | m, n |
16 | Does my horn look big in this? | Minotaur | 18 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle | m, n |
2 | Borat | Bull Centaur | 47 | 180 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, +MA, +ST, +AG, Block, +MA, Break Tackle, +AG | -ma, n |
8 | Mon-Kee | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 50 | 21 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Stand Firm, Dodge | d |
11 | Mei-mei | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
10 | Fu-Lan | Hobgoblin | 30 | 28 | Sure Hands, Kick | d |
9 | Xa | Hobgoblin | 8 | 12 | Sure Hands | -ma, m, -st |
6 | Bao La | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 43 | 38 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player | n |
5 | Tsin-Er | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -st |
4 | Bai-jou | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 21 | 24 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Side Step | m, n |
3 | Ye | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 18 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick | n |
1 | Chairman Mao | Bull Centaur | 9 | 19 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Frenzy, Block | m, -st |