| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | |
14 | Icket | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Gungh | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Runny | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
8 | Upyanna | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
6 | Ginny | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Gunned's Crusher | Pump Wagon | 3 | 9 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Rakket | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |