| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Shawn Shitfist | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Jerry Wailer | Kicker | 1 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Lord Fate | Kicker | 2 | 8 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Couragous Chris | Goblin | 10 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
10 | Gangreen Gillian | Goblin | 6 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | LSD Georgy | Fanatic | 4 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Baby Fishmouth '2nd | Pogo Stick | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Patrick Club-Feet | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Al Genetalia | Fanatic | 3 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Barry Rage | Pogo Stick | 14 | 45 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet, Sprint, +MA | d |
14 | General Bar-Steward | Goblin | 25 | 19 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch, Diving Tackle | n, d |
13 | Alcho Crust-Lips | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Al Paraphinalia | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, -ma |
11 | Billy Screamer | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Kane | Goblin | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | LoudMouth Sam | Kicker | 3 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | ScatMouth Bobby | Bomber | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
7 | Dr Know-How | Goblin | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
6 | Tony Lock-Jaw | Goblin | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Baby Fishmouth | Pogo Stick | 7 | 14 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
4 | King Funk-Stink | Goblin | 25 | 22 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Catch | d |
3 | Steroid Jimmy | Fanatic | 9 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |