| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Annihilator Daddy Smurf | Beast | 2 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration | m, n |
16 | Egon | Nurgling | 4 | 11 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Leap | -st |
11 | Angry Smurf | Nurgling | 14 | 11 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Halitosis Smurf | Nurgling | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Side Step | m, -st |
11 | Distrust Smurf | Nurgling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Cripple Smurf | Nurgling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
5 | Maneater Smurf | Nurgling | 17 | 34 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Big Hand, Sure Feet, Side Step | d |
3 | Wannabe Superstar Smurf | Nurgling | 18 | 19 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +ST | -av, d |
2 | Bouncer Smurf | Beast | 8 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Block | m, n |
1 | Big Bad Daddy Smurf | Beast | 17 | 55 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Claw, Block, Tackle, +MA | n |