Past Players of Loose Cannons
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Ballsquits 2 | Fanatic | 9 | 15 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | d |
9 | Bonk Bonk | Pogo Stick | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | n |
15 | Ballsquits | Fanatic | 3 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
10 | Jannet | Goblin | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | d |
9 | Larry | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Buckwild | Goblin | 10 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Cool Hands Mgee | Fanatic | 6 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | John Boy | Kicker | 14 | 18 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass, Sure Feet | d |