| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | J.F.Kennedy III. | Skeleton Lineman | 2 | 7 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
9 | J.F. Kennedy II. | Skeleton Lineman | 2 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | -ma |
4 | Rock Hudson II. | Tomb Guardian | 13 | 14 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | John F. Kennedy | Skeleton Lineman | 6 | 0 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | |
10 | Henry Fonda II. | Skeleton Lineman | 23 | 20 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Fend | n |
5 | Gary Cooper III. | Anointed Blitzer | 25 | 56 | Block, Regeneration, +ST, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, +MA | d |
9 | James Coburn II. | Skeleton Lineman | 22 | 16 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Kick | -av |
5 | Gary Cooper II. | Blitz-Ra | 11 | 16 | Block, Regenerate, Stand Firm, Guard | n |
12 | Donald Trumph | Skeleton Lineman | 36 | 28 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Dirty Player | -st |
13 | John F. Kennedy | Skeleton | 23 | 7 | Regenerate, Block | m, -ma |
14 | Ronald Reagan | Skeleton | 7 | 6 | Regenerate, Kick | d |
13 | Albert Einstein | Skeleton | 2 | 0 | Regenerate | d |
8 | Charly Chaplin | Thro-Ra | 29 | 23 | Pass, Sure Hands, Regenerate, Block, Accurate | m, n |
11 | Burt Lancaster | Skeleton | 10 | 0 | Regenerate | n |
12 | James Stewart | Skeleton | 8 | 12 | Regenerate, Kick | d |
10 | Henry Fonda | Skeleton | 30 | 20 | Regenerate, Block, Kick | d |
9 | James Coburn | Skeleton | 13 | 10 | Regenerate, Block | m, n |
7 | Humphrey Bogart | Thro-Ra | 12 | 24 | Pass, Sure Hands, Regenerate, +MA, +AG | d |
6 | Yul Brunner | Blitz-Ra | 15 | 21 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Mighty Blow | -ma, d |
5 | Gary Cooper | Blitz-Ra | 20 | 62 | Block, Regenerate, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Catch | n |
4 | Rock Hudson | Tomb Guardian | 41 | 75 | Decay, Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Guard | n |
3 | John Wayne | Mummy | 10 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard | n |
1 | Dean Martin | Mummy | 32 | 40 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Block, Guard, Tackle | d |