Past Players of Highly Unnecessary Thihngs
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | JTHM | Skink | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -st |
13 | Toad Rage | Skink | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
8 | Potpourri | Skink | 8 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
11 | Small Children | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
11 | Small Children | Skink | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
9 | Jay Leno | Skink | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | m, -ma |
8 | Potpourri | Skink | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Balloons | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Jay Leno | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
11 | Small Children | Skink | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Block | |
10 | Halfings | Skink | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
9 | Gum on the Bottom of your Shoe | Skink | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | |
8 | Squished Toads | Skink | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
7 | Toy Poodles | Saurus | 29 | 20 | +MA, Stand Firm | -av, d |
5 | Old Socks | Saurus | 28 | 49 | Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle | d |
4 | Widgets | Saurus | 10 | 7 | Block | d |
3 | Jumping Jacks | Saurus | 5 | 8 | Break Tackle | |
1 | Potpourri | Kroxigor | 4 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone Head, Big Guy | d |