| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Preppydizzle | Thrower | 9 | 9 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | m, n |
7 | Cheese Helmet | Gutter Runner | 3 | 11 | Dodge, +ST | d |
12 | Boston Blowfish | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
8 | Boston Chili Dog | Thrower | 9 | 17 | Pass, Sure Hands, +AG, Safe Throw | n |
6 | Rowdy Rag | Gutter Runner | 5 | 14 | Dodge, Block | m, -ag |
14 | Manhattan Rottweiler | Lineman | 14 | 0 | | -av, d |
14 | Cold Salmon | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
2 | Indianapolis Finish | Storm Vermin | 10 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Kentucky Pile Driver | Rat Ogre | 26 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Block | d |
11 | Mississippi Bearclaw | Lineman | 31 | 30 | Block, Tackle | d |
7 | New Orleans Discount | Gutter Runner | 19 | 25 | Dodge, +MA, Block | d |
6 | Vermont Paintjob | Gutter Runner | 15 | 38 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Dirty Player | n |
10 | German Mudslide | Lineman | 38 | 52 | Block, +ST, Strip Ball, Tackle | n |
9 | Macaca | Lineman | 36 | 21 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
5 | Baltimore Pancake | Gutter Runner | 43 | 77 | Dodge, Block, +AG, Leap, Side Step, Catch | m, n |
14 | Baltimore Handshake | Lineman | 21 | 0 | | d |
11 | Chicago Deepdish | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | m, n |
12 | Shrimping | Lineman | 29 | 24 | Foul Appearance, Block | m, n |
13 | Dirty Sanchez | Lineman | 38 | 27 | Dirty Player, Kick | d |
10 | Mississippi Bear Claw | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | m, n |
8 | Boston Blowfish | Thrower | 27 | 51 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Big Hand, +ST, Safe Throw | n |
3 | Pink Sock | Storm Vermin | 38 | 50 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Strip Ball | d |
2 | Fire Breathing Dragon | Storm Vermin | 19 | 32 | Block, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball, Tackle | m, n |
1 | One Eyed Pirate | Rat Ogre | 14 | 28 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Block | d |