Past Players of SlackJawed Yokel's
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Johnson | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
14 | Pvt. Williams | Beastman | 13 | 0 | Horns | d |
13 | Pvt. Johnson | Beastman | 13 | 2 | Horns | -ma, m, n |
2 | Colonel Walter E. Kurtz | Chaos Warrior | 9 | 3 | | d |
12 | Igor | Ogre | 6 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block | d |
11 | Sergeant MP #1 | Beastman | 24 | 21 | Horns, Block, Claw | d |
8 | Mr. Clean (Miller) | Beastman | 35 | 52 | Horns, Sure Hands, Block, +MA | n, d |
6 | Extreme Prejudice | Beastman | 35 | 28 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
3 | Captain Colby | Chaos Warrior | 33 | 52 | Block, Claw, Razor Sharp Claws, Guard | d |
2 | Colonel Walter E. Kurtz | Chaos Warrior | 15 | 31 | Razor Sharp Claws, Piling On | d |