| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Who am I? | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
15 | Can I buy your daughter? | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
6 | WTF? | Longbeard | 16 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | -ma |
6 | What does this button do?,,, | Longbeard | 0 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
9 | Whose helmet was this? | Longbeard | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m |
5 | What happened to the last guy to wear this jersey? | Blitzer | 27 | 39 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | -ma, d |
9 | Pass another rat will you? | Blitzer | 10 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Guard | d |
10 | Gizzus a twenty? | Blitzer | 29 | 68 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
16 | Did yoo call this a DRESS!!! | Troll Slayer | 30 | 28 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
14 | Cannae borrow ye hammer | Longbeard | 13 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dodge | d |
13 | Have you got a whetsone I can borrow laddy? | Blitzer | 6 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, +AG, Mighty Blow | n |
12 | Are you my cow? | Runner | 15 | 21 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Accurate, Block | m, n |
15 | Ar yoo lookin at mae? | Troll Slayer | 30 | 48 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, +AG, Sure Hands, Strip Ball | d |
7 | Where'd the little fellow go? | Longbeard | 20 | 32 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, +AG, Mighty Blow | d |
5 | Got any change? | Longbeard | 6 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
3 | Where oh where has my little dog gone? | Longbeard | 44 | 18 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, Guard | n, n |
11 | Have you seen the ball? | Runner | 44 | 102 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block, Kick, Tackle, Accurate | m, n |
10 | Who's that down there? | Longbeard | 5 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
9 | Fish is good for the heart, no? | Longbeard | 5 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | |
7 | Monekys? What monkeys? | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
6 | Really? Is it that time already? | Longbeard | 28 | 42 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +AG, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ma, d |
4 | What time is it? | Longbeard | 20 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
2 | Who's your daddy? | Longbeard | 8 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |