| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Mr. Hat | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
10 | Big Gay Al | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
11 | Terrance | Halfling | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Phillup | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Kenny | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av |
6 | Wendy | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av |
3 | Kenny | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Towelie | Halfling | 10 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
14 | Mr. Hankey | Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Craig | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Terrance | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Chef | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Kyle | Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Mr Poo | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
3 | Kenny | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av |
14 | Craig | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
13 | Phillup | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
12 | Terrance | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Big Gauy Al | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Sadam | Halfling | 12 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
8 | Chef | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Mr. Hat | Halfling | 15 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sure Feet | m, n |
6 | Wendy | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Kyle | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Kenny | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
1 | Kyle's Mom | Treeman | 11 | 20 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block | n |