| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Mako-infused Crebain | Ogre | 11 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Block | -ma, n, n |
13 | Lawbar | Goblin | 10 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Sure Feet | n, m, n |
14 | Laurel | Goblin | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
1 | Vic Mackey | Ogre | 12 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Break Tackle | d |
15 | Cyllan | Goblin | 16 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | n |
16 | Lexipie | Goblin | 14 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Combat Wombat | Ogre | 26 | 58 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle | -av, n, m |
16 | Cyllan | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Scrooge McDuck | Ogre | 35 | 69 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Piling On, Guard, Multiple Block | n |
9 | Conan O'Brien | Ogre | 40 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, +AG, Guard, Piling On | m, n |
9 | Conan O'Brien | Ogre | 11 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Piling On | n |
8 | Steve Irwin | Ogre | 53 | 46 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle | n |
6 | Super Saiyan Crebain | Ogre | 57 | 53 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, +MA, Piling On, Break Tackle | n |
5 | Matt Damon | Ogre | 60 | 73 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Piling On, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | d |
4 | The Edge | Ogre | 89 | 185 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Dodge, Guard, +AG, +AG, Piling On, +MA | -av, n, d |
3 | Larry David | Ogre | 64 | 134 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, +MA, Piling On, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block | n, d |
2 | Mike Tyson | Ogre | 62 | 71 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, +AG, Piling On, Block | n |
10 | Lawbar | Goblin | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST | d |
12 | Kokoko | Goblin | 19 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | n, -ma, d |
13 | Laurel | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Fancylala | Goblin | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st, d |
15 | Ev3ry | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Lexipie | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Smooth Criminal | Ogre | 61 | 57 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Piling On, +ST, Break Tackle | n |