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11I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me downHalfling45Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
10What's long and hard and right behind you?Halfling55Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
10Oh my god! I think I love you! Now lay down!Halfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
8I'm easy. Are you?Halfling56Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AGd
10They call me coffee, cuz I grind so fine.Halfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
16No parking, right? Just trying to guess your sign.Halfling119Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Playerd
15You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriendHalfling25Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
9Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down, go ahead and say noHalfling1318Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tacklen, m, n
8I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.Halfling30Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
6I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?Halfling1416Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Stepn, -av, n, m, n
11I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day long.Halfling140Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-ag, d
8Let's go to my place and do things I'll tell everyone I did anywayHalfling512Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Stepm, n
8Are we related? Do you want to be?Halfling20Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
5This drink's on me, maybe next time I'll be on you.Halfling1416Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Playern, d
3Be unique and different, say yes.Halfling2015Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Stepd
15If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?Halfling46Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MAm, n
5You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?Halfling30Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
12My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.Halfling137Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +STd
16Did we go to different schools together?Halfling1414Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Stepm, n
15You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.Halfling10Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
4So, are you legal?Halfling103Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
9All those curves and me with no brakes.Halfling1727Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Side Stepd
15You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.Halfling30Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, -ma
14So, you're a girl, huh?Halfling2921Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Side Step-av, m, -ma
3I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!Halfling65Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, -st
12Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got fine written all over you.Halfling40Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
7Wow! Are those real?Halfling2121Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackled
6Is it hot in here, or is it just you?Halfling117Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Stepd
5If I followed you home, would you keep me?Halfling45Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
4Someone better call god, cuz he's missing an angel.Halfling13Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffm, n
8I'm really drunk.Halfling92Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuffd
2Hi. You'll do.Treeman1432Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackled
10Do you know what would look good on you? Me.Halfling180Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff-av, n, d
11My name is milk. I'll do your body good.Halfling1011Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step-ma, m, n