| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | What's long and hard and right behind you? | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Oh my god! I think I love you! Now lay down! | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | I'm easy. Are you? | Halfling | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
10 | They call me coffee, cuz I grind so fine. | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | No parking, right? Just trying to guess your sign. | Halfling | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | d |
15 | You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down, go ahead and say no | Halfling | 13 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
8 | I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | I forgot my phone number, can I have yours? | Halfling | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n, -av, n, m, n |
11 | I wish you were a door, so I could slam you all day long. | Halfling | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, d |
8 | Let's go to my place and do things I'll tell everyone I did anyway | Halfling | 5 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
8 | Are we related? Do you want to be? | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | This drink's on me, maybe next time I'll be on you. | Halfling | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player | n, d |
3 | Be unique and different, say yes. | Halfling | 20 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
15 | If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? | Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | m, n |
5 | You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. | Halfling | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST | d |
16 | Did we go to different schools together? | Halfling | 14 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
15 | You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | So, are you legal? | Halfling | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | All those curves and me with no brakes. | Halfling | 17 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Side Step | d |
15 | You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
14 | So, you're a girl, huh? | Halfling | 29 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Side Step | -av, m, -ma |
3 | I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
12 | Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got fine written all over you. | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Wow! Are those real? | Halfling | 21 | 21 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Is it hot in here, or is it just you? | Halfling | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
5 | If I followed you home, would you keep me? | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Someone better call god, cuz he's missing an angel. | Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | I'm really drunk. | Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Hi. You'll do. | Treeman | 14 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle | d |
10 | Do you know what would look good on you? Me. | Halfling | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, n, d |
11 | My name is milk. I'll do your body good. | Halfling | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -ma, m, n |