| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Caucasian Wingnut | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 27 | 22 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
7 | Pookie | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
4 | Mr. Boogalow | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 10 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | n |
14 | Pissant | Hobgoblin | 34 | 16 | Dirty Player, Dodge | n |
4 | Snagglepuss | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 5 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -st |
7 | Junky Man | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
4 | Leroy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
15 | Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! | Hobgoblin | 15 | 2 | | d |
1 | Nipsey Russell | Bull Centaur | 54 | 108 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, +AG, Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | -ma, d |
10 | Chester Copperpot | Hobgoblin | 18 | 19 | Block, Dirty Player | d |
8 | Dimsdale | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 37 | 20 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
3 | Chicken Pippy Noodle | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 27 | 25 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +ST, Guard | d |
8 | Soul Brother #1 | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 4 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
5 | Juan Valdez | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 6 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | n |
8 | Shimmy Shimmy Koko Puff | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 11 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
2 | GG Allin | Bull Centaur | 26 | 62 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, +MA, Break Tackle, Tackle | n |
10 | Does this bug you? I'm not touching you. | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | |
14 | Bruno Ponce Jones | Hobgoblin | 40 | 41 | Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n, n, m, n |
3 | Aah Mi Papi | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 27 | 14 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, -st |
13 | Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em | Hobgoblin | 4 | 6 | Dirty Player | d |
9 | Mahnamahna - Doot-doo-de-doo-doo | Troll | 82 | 56 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Multiple Block | -ma, m, -ma |
8 | Bartleby | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 16 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Piling On | m, -ma |
5 | Biff Boffo | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 27 | 19 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, +MA, Guard | m, -ma |
2 | OJ | Bull Centaur | 19 | 35 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
13 | Chuchi Frites | Hobgoblin | 4 | 0 | | d |
12 | Duodenum | Hobgoblin | 70 | 107 | Block, +AG, +MA, Sure Hands, Pass Block | n |
11 | Dillhole | Hobgoblin | 18 | 19 | Sure Hands, Block | n |
10 | Sam the Sham | Hobgoblin | 17 | 29 | Block, Kick | d |
7 | Pooty in the Pie | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 50 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro | -av, m, n |
6 | Stinkeye | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 63 | 87 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Kick, Pro, Piling On | -ma, n |
4 | the Fudge | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 48 | 60 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, +MA | -av, n |
3 | Yimmy Yammy Yummy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
1 | Joe Don Baker | Bull Centaur | 39 | 61 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, +MA, Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |