| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Jar of STDs | Snotling Mob | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | Fat Punk | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | The Railroad | Pump Wagon | 1 | 7 | Ball & Chain | d |
10 | Muppet Head | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
15 | The Chop | Snotling Mob | 13 | 24 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Side Step | d |
8 | Worthless | Snotling Mob | 15 | 14 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | m, -av |
9 | Ummm.....yeah | Snotling Mob | 12 | 21 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Dunce | Snotling Mob | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
7 | The Chaingang | Pump Wagon | 17 | 27 | Ball & Chain, Block, Tackle | d |
11 | Retard | Snotling Mob | 14 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Dummy | Snotling Mob | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Crack Baby | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Numbnuts | Snotling Mob | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Reefer | Snotling Mob | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Bad Stuff | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Little 'Un | Snotling Mob | 15 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
3 | Breakdown | Troll | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |
1 | The Big Hurt | Troll | 7 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block | d |