| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Jasper The Jest | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Brian Beeftaster | Halfling | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | n |
12 | Stuart Shufflefeet | Halfling | 2 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
13 | Random Onlooker From The Crowd | Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Fred Flatfoot | Halfling | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | m, n |
12 | Wally The Wall | Halfling | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | m, n |
11 | Daryl The Deranged | Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Gulibert La Panse | Halfling | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | d |
16 | Gambo The Master Chef | Halfling | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n |
6 | Charles Cheesecake | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Random onlooker from the crowd | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
3 | Flabagon Fumblehands | Halfling | 19 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |