| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Spice | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Cream | Halfling | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Potato | Halfling | 8 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
13 | Celery | Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Mug | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Oven | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Pepper | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Salt | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Saucepan | Halfling | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, m, -ag |
8 | Napkin | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
7 | Soup Cup | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Knife | Halfling | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |
3 | Fork | Halfling | 13 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sprint | -ma, n |
1 | Apple | Treeman | 15 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard | n |