| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Anna Bola | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Slim Trim Zara | Goblin | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
11 | Body Pump | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Smallus Biceps | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Sopan | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Ronnie Coleman | Ogre | 26 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Block, Multiple Block, Piling On | n, n |
6 | Mr Muscle | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | olle | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
12 | Jan Banan | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
9 | Mucus | Goblin | 31 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sure Feet, Dirty Player | n, d |
8 | Blossom Tainton | Ogre | 41 | 51 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, +AG, Piling On | n |
11 | Flu Menco | Goblin | 16 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -ag, d |
10 | Paso Goble | Goblin | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Flipperkulan | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | -st, d |
8 | Movah | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Feevah | Goblin | 17 | 25 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Sure Feet | m, n |
6 | Shaky | Goblin | 17 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Daniel Westling | Ogre | 14 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Piling On | n, m, n |
2 | Richard Simmons | Ogre | 31 | 61 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, +AG, Multiple Block | |
1 | Susanne Lanefeldt | Ogre | 37 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | d |