| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Greaseball | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Noodles | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Bernard Matthews | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
12 | Free Lunch | Halfling | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block | d |
10 | Eggy | Halfling | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Smokey Bacon | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
15 | Spam-a-lot | Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | bernard Matthews | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
15 | Turkey Drummer | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
12 | Slapped Up | Halfling | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n |
4 | Arfur Tomato | Halfling | 9 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Slap Up | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Fork'ed Up | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
16 | Spooner | Halfling | 11 | 18 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step | d |
15 | Whit'hat | Halfling | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Blu'plaster | Halfling | 10 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Onion'ring | Halfling | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Hash'Brown | Halfling | 26 | 22 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
10 | Baked'Bean | Halfling | 18 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n |
9 | Chips | Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Mushroom | Halfling | 28 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -av, -ma, m |
7 | Black'puddin' | Halfling | 12 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, m |
6 | Sausage | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Spam | Halfling | 16 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Catch, +ST | d |
4 | Eggs | Halfling | 9 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Bacon | Halfling | 17 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n |
2 | Whiplash | Treeman | 8 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm | d |