Past Players of Vertically Inept
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Stubby II | Pygmy | 5 | 5 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Untall II | Pygmy | 1 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Littleone II | Eagle Warrior | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Kneehigh | Pygmy | 1 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Untall | Pygmy | 3 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Smallfry | Pygmy | 3 | 7 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Stubby | Pygmy | 1 | 0 | Shadowing, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Midget | Eagle Warrior | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Beatnik | Kroxigor | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner | d |