| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Veritas Conturbo | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
9 | Anything Goes | Slave | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
13 | There Is Nothing More To Say | Slave | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Side Step | d |
9 | Never on Sunday | Slave | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
8 | Government Issue Track Shoes | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
8 | Sound of Silence | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
6 | Scratching in the Dark | Slave | 16 | 16 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Cashmere Boots on Pavement | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m, n |
9 | What's My Number? | Slave | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Spits Like a Poet | Jezzail | 13 | 12 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | d |
9 | Are You Threatening Me? | Slave | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
7 | Krakatoa Is My Favorite Drink! | Jezzail | 10 | 4 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av, -av |
13 | It's a Pillow! | Slave | 16 | 22 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, +AG, Jump Up | n, n, d |
12 | We'll Need Another Place Setting | Slave | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | n, d |
11 | Matching Accessories | Slave | 12 | 18 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
10 | Gripping Tails of Horror and Profit | Slave | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
9 | Brokebloodline | Slave | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
8 | When the Mouse Has Spoken | Slave | 8 | 20 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -st, m, n |
7 | Sneekers N. Geens | Slave | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
6 | Bad Luck Like a Clown Convention | Slave | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
5 | Plume of the Unknown Shoulder | Slave | 19 | 16 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Diving Catch, Catch | d |
4 | Control Freak | Slave | 20 | 17 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Tackle, Diving Tackle | -ma, n |
3 | Tengaem Fifkeen | Slave | 21 | 25 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Diving Catch | d |
14 | Tex Avery | Jezzail | 6 | 4 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |