| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Nate Nailbiteer II | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Allen Achilles-Ripper | Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
11 | Zed Tibiataster | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
6 | Timmy Thighbiter | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Tommy Toecrusher | Halfling | 12 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | n |
15 | Nate Nailbiter | Halfling | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
14 | Herman Hipchecker | Halfling | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, -ag |
13 | Walter Waisthigh | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Matt Metacarpal-Snapper | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m, n |
10 | Allen Achilles-Ripper | Halfling | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, m, -st |
9 | Quagmire Quad-Slasher | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Harold Hamstringer | Halfling | 14 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |
6 | Arthur Anklebreaker | Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
5 | Tony Toemasher | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Demitrius Kneecapper | Halfling | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Algor Shinbiter | Halfling | 15 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
2 | Manute Bol | Treeman | 6 | 14 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block | d |