Past Players of Thorian Hammerguards
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Jingle Jangle | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | m, n |
15 | Dunk Dongassen | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | |
6 | Luke Cringa | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block | |
6 | The Man | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | |
14 | Maud Lister | Blitzer | 12 | 15 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy, Guard | d |
13 | Janus THawbreaker | Lineman | 5 | 12 | Block, Tackle | m, -av |
12 | Ivan Bucklsquasher | Lineman | 3 | 5 | Block | d |
11 | Lucas Johnsan | Blitzer | 16 | 2 | Block, Jump Up, Frenzy | d |
9 | Thomas Steiner | Lineman | 7 | 0 | Block | |
7 | Stefan Madsen | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | m, n |
6 | Orson Wamba | Lineman | 9 | 10 | Block, Guard | m, n |
1 | Thunder Hooves | Minotaur | 15 | 32 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, +ST, Guard, +AG | n |