Past Players of Unoriginal
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Dog Poo | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | d |
10 | Pip | Minotaur | 36 | 117 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle, Razor Sharp Claws, Block, Shadowing | d |
9 | DogPoo | Hobgoblin | 29 | 10 | Block | n |
8 | Starvin' Marvin | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 32 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | -av, d |
7 | Timmy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 11 | 22 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, Guard | m, -st |
6 | Ike | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 7 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
3 | Cartman | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 23 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Kyle | Bull Centaur | 16 | 36 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Break Tackle, +MA, +ST | d |
1 | Kenny | Bull Centaur | 18 | 22 | Thick Skull, Sprint, Sure Feet, Stand Firm, +AG | d |