| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Creedindilillio | Lineman | 2 | 6 | Block | |
10 | Lullabye | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | |
13 | Dancing Da Two Step | Lineman | 10 | 1 | | n |
16 | Shorty Bigpockets | Lineman | 11 | 19 | Block, Dodge | n, -av |
10 | Bling Time | Lineman | 8 | 0 | | d |
5 | Touch 'o' Class not Glass | Catcher | 4 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
9 | Back-up Bennie Eyecandueit | Thrower | 19 | 13 | Pass, +AG | |
8 | Super Dave Notscorned | Wardancer | 22 | 38 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Side Step | |
7 | Hansel Handful | Wardancer | 23 | 46 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Mighty Blow | n |
6 | Mr. Slappy Branch | Treeman | 32 | 47 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block, Multiple Block, Guard | d |
11 | Down Right Wrong (oxymoron) | Lineman | 27 | 8 | Block | d |
12 | Vaguely Gifted | Lineman | 18 | 7 | Guard | -av, n |
13 | Snottbucket Aaahahchoooooo | Lineman | 17 | 20 | Block | d |
14 | Houseleague Hankerchief | Lineman | 28 | 16 | Guard, Block | d |
15 | Gervin | Lineman | 31 | 30 | Block, Guard | n |
5 | This Boy Has Talent | Catcher | 13 | 14 | Catch, Dodge, Block | d |
4 | Tallyman | Catcher | 31 | 44 | Catch, Dodge, Block, +MA, Side Step | |
3 | Breath Catcher | Catcher | 31 | 189 | Catch, Dodge, +MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, +MA, +AG, Diving Catch, Block | n, m, n |
2 | Goldenhands Stickyfingers | Catcher | 27 | 44 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Sure Feet, +AG | -av, d |
1 | Zippy Longpasser | Thrower | 32 | 66 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Accurate, Block | m |