| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Lev Vygotsky | Blitzer | 12 | 25 | Block, Piling On, Frenzy | d |
1 | Franz Anton Mesmer | Goblin | 25 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, +AG | d |
2 | Wilhelm Wundt | Goblin | 17 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
7 | John Watson | Black Orc Blocker | 28 | 17 | Block, Diving Tackle | n, d |
4 | Lawrence Kohlberg | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
14 | Jean Piaget | Thrower | 38 | 63 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Safe Throw, Dump Off, +AG | d |
3 | Alfred Adler | Goblin | 20 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | n, n |
4 | Erik Erikson | Goblin | 3 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
15 | Albert Ellis | Thrower | 21 | 38 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Dump Off, Safe Throw | -ma, d |
11 | William James | Blitzer | 36 | 61 | Block, Piling On, Tackle, Guard, +MA | d |
9 | George Kelly | Blitzer | 25 | 17 | Block, Frenzy, Strip Ball | d |
6 | Ivan Pavlov | Black Orc Blocker | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Erich Fromm | Black Orc Blocker | 22 | 13 | Block | d |
4 | Carl Rogers | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
3 | Abraham Maslow | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m, n |
2 | Sigmund Freud | Goblin | 21 | 59 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint | -av, d |
1 | Carl Jung | Goblin | 10 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap, Side Step | d |
15 | Viktor Frankl | Thrower | 2 | 1 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
16 | B.F. Skinner | Ogre | 11 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | m, n |