| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Kevin Nutmeg | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Danny Plantfurther | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Todd Drunkard | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Little Tommy Chisleworth | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Dave Pignose | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Josh Mopphead | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Matt Pintswiller | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Tom Chisleworth | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Adam Shoemaker | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, n |
7 | Rodge Ramsbottoms | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Jorge Primate | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Simon Porksake | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Rhino Force | Chaos Spawn | 8 | 20 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Guard | d |