| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Shorty | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
14 | Eddie | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Tiny | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Side Step | d |
8 | Ears | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, n |
10 | Dudley | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Hairy | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
8 | Ears | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Big Toe | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Shorty | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n |
3 | Yehah | Carver | 11 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -av |
2 | Horny | Chaos Spawn | 14 | 43 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Claw, Guard | d |
1 | Moose | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 19 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block | d |